Greetings fellow readers. It’s been a long time since I posted an article here due to my lack of inspiration and ideas on what to write. In the mean time, I really have nothing interesting to write so I might as well just write some stories for you guys to read.
We all like old fables. We’ve been listening to all these nice stories which tell us all kinds of moral values and what to look for in our daily life. Young girls often, after reading one of these fables/fairy tales will dream of having a pony or a donkey and hope that one day their prince charming will come and elope with them and live happily ever after. So they spent most of their time pretending to be sleeping beauty and continue to dream. But of course, if we were to take some fable we heard last time and read it again now and compare it with what’s happening around us, the moral actually differs from what we had in mind last time. And here's a book that you princess wannabes should read:-
Disclaimer: whatever written here are purely fictional and if there are any resemblance with the real figure, it’s purely coincidental. (In before ISA – I Simply Arrest)
1. The Fugly Ugly Duckling
Once upon a time, there was this fugly duckling. Cause he’s fugly (presuming it was a male) all other duckling laugh at him for being fugly. So one day he disappeared to Thailand and returned as a beautiful swan.
This particular story tells us that it sucks to be fugly, people laugh at you and nobody’s gonna pick you up. Also you don’t get any invites to go out or go to a prom. This story explains in detail how in real life people treat others who are not hawt or pretty. However, don’t give up cause…
The Moral
There’s always plastic surgery.
1. The Paedo Pied Piper
Once upon a time, there was a town which was infested with Rempits rats. Since that time there was neither exterminator nor pest control, so the Mayor of the rown hired the Pied Piper to get rid of the rats. So he played a tune on his pipe and all the rats jumped into a nearby river and drowned. Then he go ask the Mayor for the pay, but to his disappointment, the Mayor decided not to pay him and said ‘you are not sacked, but asked to retire early without ex-gratia payment’ . The piper was like ‘WTF?!!’ and was pissed off and kidnapped all the children of the town and never been seen again.
The thing with this story is, what the hell he wanna do with all the kids? I don’t know about you guys, but the Pied Piper seems to resemble these 2 characters:-
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The Moral
Don’t hire MJ for concert.
3. The Hardworking Ant and the Lazy Grasshopper
Once upon a time, there was a lazy grasshopper and a bunch of hardworking ants. The ants spent most of their time collecting food for the upcoming recession winter and the Grasshopper just lies down and watch porn whole day long. So 1 day the Grasshopper asked an ant on why he is so hardworking. The Ant replied that he’s working hard to collect food for winter and asks why the Grasshopper is not doing so. The Grasshopper said ‘I was born from this soil of the ground, which means I’m the sons of soil, so I do not need to do any work. You Queen flew here from elsewhere which makes you a ‘penumpang’ and you should work more,’ and laughed and the Ant. The Ant ignored the Grasshopper and continues with his work. Soon, winter came and there was no more food to be found. The Ants who have the supply of food, resting in their warm den thanks to their effort in collecting it. The Grasshopper, having no food and came knocking at the Ants’ door and said ‘I’m here to take my 30% Grasshopper Share of your food’. The ants said ‘No, Fuck you and Sparta kicked the Grasshopper into the cold winder and left to die.
The Moral
Don’t be a lazy mofo, get your own damn food.
4. The Lying PM Shepherd
Once upon a time, there was a Shepherd who was elected to take care of a group of sheep i.e. to provide them shelter and bring them to a place for grazing and stuff. So 1 day the Shepherd decided that he had nothing else better to do, he suddenly shouted and screamed “I WILL NOT DISOLVE THE PARLIAMENT TOMORROW Wolf!! Wolf!!” The sheep panicked and ran all over the place to save themselves. Seeing their actions and all the chaos that he caused to the sheep, the Shepherd laughed so hard and said “I lied, lol, look at yourselves being such a pussy”.
The next day, as usual the sheep were grazing. The Shepherd suddenly squealed “NO HIKE IN PETROL PRICE AFTER ELECTION Wolf!! Wolf!!” and the sheep panicked again and ran all over the place for safety. Seeing this, the Shepherd laughed even louder and said “You buffoons, I lied again lol”.
One week later, the Shepherd decided to do his mischief again and shouted “Wolf!! Wolf!!” This time, the sheep were fucking pissed and trampled the Shepherd to death.
The Moral
