5 things that RJ Hates (Part 2)

3. Obese Obstacle/Obesticle


Firstly, i would like to say that i have nothing against fat people other than they eat alot and smells. Second, the picture above has nothing to do with this article, it just that, that is a friggin huge burger and that fat guy is eating that "thing", so i just wanna post it up here. (Damn, I feel fat by just looking at that guy eating that burger).

Again, i emphasize here that i'm not "ultra-vires"ing (Utusan term for insult) any fat people out there. Another thing that I really hate are the Obese Obstacles or commonly known as Obesticle. These 'gifted-light-weight challenged' people was previously used as tank traps to block tanks from advancing during WWII.

To block Tanks

But now, most of these obesticle are recruited into Bolehland police force to make road block to collect coffee money and cause traffic jams.

However, the ones who did not get drafted into the force are left to fend for themselves in the wilds. I suppose that you have encountered one before. There...that wan ah... when you're walking in a shopping mall, suddenly this fat-bitch in front of you suddenly stop, and block the whole goddamed line starting from you onwards until 5 miles behind. Now that's an obesticle.

Another situation is, when you are rushing somewhere and you run up the escalator, but alas, your path was being blocked by this huge boulder of a lard obesticle which is so wide that it blocked the whole fucking escalator. Then you'll go like "OMFG!!!" and you were late for your job interview. Gee, thanks alot you Obesticle.

Sorry, you gotta use the other way, i'm too fat to move.

Obesticle also sometime hang out in the gym thinking 1 day they will be thin. The problem is, none of them have ever become thin cause the only thing they do in the gym is just hanging out and not exercise. So most of the time, they will just sit down on a machine and be an Obesticle there doing absolutely nothing. No one else who wanna be thin or gay can use the machine cause all this fat-ass are all over the machine. Look, if you don't wanna work out, go be fat somewhere else la Obesticle. You can't be thin by sitting on a machine all day.


Seriously, if you Obesticle have nothing else better to do in life other than be an obstacle for other people, why don't you just go to the nearest Carl's JR and get a friggin burger to eat. These's nothing wrong in being fat, but if you intend to be an obesticle, you can go be fat somewhere else or make a video venting out your anger cause you're fat like this one:-





4. Lazy Liftees

Sorry, no place, we're doing up and down


Actually, there's nothing wrong of being lazy. In some countries, such as Bolehsia, they even constitutionally declare their people to be lazy and live their life sucking off riches from other people and claim that it is their god-given right. But the thing is this, if you wanna be lazy, just stay at home. Don't go out. Put your fat ass on the couch and start eating your Pringles.

Lazy people who leave their home tend to cause trouble to other people. Like taking the lift.

Have you ever wonder why the hell the elavator/lift takes so god-damned long to come? And when it comes, it's packed like a tuna can and the lifts says going down. But you're going up, so you let it go and wait for the next one. But then the next one arrive, its the same fucking people packed in it, and this time it's going up. Then you must be wondering why the hell these people are going up when they are going down?

The answer is, they're just too farking lazy to wait for the lift. I mean, the most easiest thing to do in your life is wait, cause you just stand there doing absolutely nothing, not even burning calorie. Even an obese people can wait, but noooooooooooooooooooo, these people decided to cram in the already crammed lift for god knows what reason. To me, the reason they do this is:-

1. they scared that they can't get into the lift
2. they too fucking fat to take the escalator
3. they wanna get into a crammed lift and grab someone's butt
4. they are constitutionally declared lazy

Another Lazy liftees are those who take the god-damned lift to get up 1 floor. I mean, wtf man, your ass is so damn fat that you can't climb up 1 flight of stairs to get to another floor? You have to cram your fatass into the tuna can lift, farting along your way with your body odour or your stink perfume, just to get up 1 floor. No wonder you're fat. And if you're not fat, you just plain lazy. As usual, you can go be fucking fat or lazy somewhere else.

5. Pundek Politicians

(no pictures shown here cause I might get caught under some retarded acts. But you guys know who I am talking about)

Just to clarify that this article has nothing to do with real life persons. If you really think i'm talking about you, it't not you, and please don't send C4 to me or anyting else.

"Poli" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creature". So I suppose you guys know what politics means.

We all know, politicions in Bolehsia are assholes. They talk cock all the time, tell lies, make empty promises and are damn fucking corrupt. They can bring their maids and make "technical visit" to 3 different Disneylands, buy a Mercedes Benz S-class, send their childrens overseas so they can drink Heinekken bear or make a porn dvd.

And the best thing is, the tax-payers are paying for all their shit. Everytime they screw something up like "some free trade zone in some port", the tax-payers have to pay for all the shit. They will cover up those screw ups with some retarded reason like "act of god" or "the money just vanish" or "the country must do that if not the country wil bankcrupt" and expect the people to buy it. Then they will raise the petrol price, sugar price, Barang Naik everything, but only Salary not naik.

To make things even worst, most politicians in Bolehsia are retarded and lowly educated. Some just graduated from standard 6 by failing UPSR and now holding some post in Education. Some one's wife just blast off some bitch from other country and granted herself with 2nd Lady post and he gets to be the most powerful man in Bolehsia. Some even have kiddy porn in their laptop and there are so much things to list it here until this blog can't support their crap, for example, some farking Toyol living in Selangor siphoning money and shit.

Some claims that money politics is not a form of corruption. If money politics is not a form of corruption then what does it constitute? Duit Kopi? Duit Rezeki? Duit bapak ko?

God-damned it, i don't even wanna continue writing this part of the article cause it's giving me high blood pressure and heart attack. (another reason is that i might get caught under ISA, OSA and all sorts of other As.)