Rzeznik Janczyk in da house

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80621642012-01-02T18:33:34.596-08:00Rzeznik Janczyk in da houseWrites about SHIT that matters SHIT = Stuffs Happening In TodayRzeznik Janczykhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10486678012985194087noreply@blogger.comBlogger411100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8062164.post-84317308111138688022010-03-07T06:22:00.001-08:002010-03-07T06:43:39.791-08:00RJ on 4 things that Women can never have.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4wvEy_8I/AAAAAAAAAns/-vWp9LVJkD0/s1600-h/13533.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 187px; height: 187px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4wvEy_8I/AAAAAAAAAns/-vWp9LVJkD0/s320/13533.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445899521830879170" border="0" /></a><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Women are the most beautiful creations of god, but yet, their mind work in mysterious ways. Some are easy to get but most of the time are hard to maintain which results to men preferring to maintain cars.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">We men constantly have problems in reading their mind (cause we actually can’t) and the following are the things that men will never understand about women:-</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">4. Women Can Never Have Enough Shoes<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span><p></p> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4cGLOSFI/AAAAAAAAAnc/rb1pZWsO-TQ/s1600-h/shoes_highend.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 193px; height: 233px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4cGLOSFI/AAAAAAAAAnc/rb1pZWsO-TQ/s320/shoes_highend.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445899167254595666" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Have you ever try asking a girl how many pairs of shoes she has? Most of their answers will have at least 2 figures and the first figure tends to starts with 6, like around 65 to 200. The next question is why? Why the hell they need so many shoes? How many pairs of legs they have? Most men (excluding feggets) have only 3 pairs at most.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4lOzxelI/AAAAAAAAAnk/xJqsEJHjZUw/s1600-h/shoes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 180px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4lOzxelI/AAAAAAAAAnk/xJqsEJHjZUw/s320/shoes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445899324190980690" border="0" /></a> <br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Gosh I have no shoes to wear <br /> <br /></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Most women will say, “We have different shoes for different occasion, and for each occasion we have different shoes,” which doesn’t really make sense. On every occasion they will go to a shoe shop such as Nose, Vincci and what not to fight for shoes.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div></div> <br /> <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4WZWpmeI/AAAAAAAAAnU/V9qIaKQH6z4/s1600-h/840.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 189px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4WZWpmeI/AAAAAAAAAnU/V9qIaKQH6z4/s320/840.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445899069323581922" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><i style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> “We need more security, we are being overrun!!”<o:p></o:p></span></i></p> </div> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">After the occasion, you will never see that particular shoe again and the whole cycle will repeat itself when a new occasion comes up. Where the hell the shoe go? Why that shoe cannot be worn again? That is something that men will never know.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">3. Women can never have enough Clothes<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p> <br /></o:p></span><p></p> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4EK3JJJI/AAAAAAAAAnM/KPutb6QieqA/s1600-h/1339194831_15f0a4596b.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 274px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O4EK3JJJI/AAAAAAAAAnM/KPutb6QieqA/s320/1339194831_15f0a4596b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445898756195689618" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">I have heard the phrase <i style="">“looks like me, talks like but it’s not me”,</i> I have also heard the phrase <i style="">“ini saman manyak senang settle je, kasi la duit kopi.”</i> But in my whole life, I’ve never heard a woman says <i style="">“I have too much clothes to wear.”</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Every time a women opens their closet, the will put their hands on their hips and say “<i style="">I don’t have clothes to wear.” </i>But the problem is, their closet looks like this:-<o:p></o:p></span></p> <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><i style=""><o:p></o:p></i></span><p></p> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O38dJ59YI/AAAAAAAAAnE/3KYaTr9BGvU/s1600-h/dream+closet-domino.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 273px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O38dJ59YI/AAAAAAAAAnE/3KYaTr9BGvU/s320/dream+closet-domino.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445898623667271042" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">So the question arises, WTF are those things hanging in the closet?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">For them, there is no such thing as a full closet. Their closets are always empty. Like shoes, they will raid the shops to <s>fight</s> buy clothes that they will wear only once and then god knows where they put it.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <br /> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3zk04exI/AAAAAAAAAm8/lNxRlF3j8ec/s1600-h/13_shoes.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 179px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3zk04exI/AAAAAAAAAm8/lNxRlF3j8ec/s320/13_shoes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445898471107754770" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“Oh gosh, I have nothing to wear, time to raid MNG”<o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <br /> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">2. Women can never have the thinnest body.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3rDLpUEI/AAAAAAAAAm0/qxXrA2GBAn8/s1600-h/fat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 243px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3rDLpUEI/AAAAAAAAAm0/qxXrA2GBAn8/s320/fat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445898324637470786" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Being fat sucks, and I know that first hand. But sometimes, being too thin sucks too, and that is something that women will never understand. They always feel that they’re fat no matter how thin they are.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3iP35jZI/AAAAAAAAAms/PL-cYOq5PsI/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 201px; height: 163px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3iP35jZI/AAAAAAAAAms/PL-cYOq5PsI/s320/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445898173425487250" border="0" /></a><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“I’m too depressed cause I’m so damn fat.”<o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="Edit-Time-Data" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_editdata.mso"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">For them, the moment they are thin enough, is when they look like this<o:p></o:p></span></p> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3Y0a1xGI/AAAAAAAAAmk/ncUvk0thVSk/s1600-h/CorpseBride.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3Y0a1xGI/AAAAAAAAAmk/ncUvk0thVSk/s320/CorpseBride.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445898011437024354" border="0" /></a><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“I have the perfect body.”</span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Eventhough they look like that, the moment they see another girl, the other girl is always thinner than her.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <i style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></i><p></p> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3SOtMHgI/AAAAAAAAAmc/8erbAcE0mig/s1600-h/damnthing.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 247px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3SOtMHgI/AAAAAAAAAmc/8erbAcE0mig/s320/damnthing.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445897898234224130" border="0" /></a><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“I wish I was as thin as her”<o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">1. Women can never have the fairest skin.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3JVt1nPI/AAAAAAAAAmU/gLv8zyZnRE8/s1600-h/fair.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 244px; height: 182px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3JVt1nPI/AAAAAAAAAmU/gLv8zyZnRE8/s320/fair.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445897745497169138" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Have you ever heard of the story of Snow White. Yes, Snow White, and nobody gives a shit bout the 7 horny dwarves. As far as I recalled, the evil queen was jealous that someone else was fairer than her. So she tried to kill Snow White but end up dead.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3AN6uYoI/AAAAAAAAAmM/PX41OdjiCKE/s1600-h/1.+Snow+White+with+little+bird.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 224px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O3AN6uYoI/AAAAAAAAAmM/PX41OdjiCKE/s320/1.+Snow+White+with+little+bird.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445897588784915074" border="0" /></a><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><i style=""><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">“I pwned the evil <span style="font-weight: bold;">dark</span> queen.”<o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx"><link rel="colorSchemeMapping" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml"><style>  </style> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">The moral of the story was, no matter how fucking fair you are, no matter how much<span style=""> </span>money you spend getting conned into buying stuffs like <i style="">oil of lay, SK-1, </i>and various facial mask, Michael Jackson will always be fairer than you.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <br /> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O22vbGTMI/AAAAAAAAAmE/gOS-p-ShB1A/s1600-h/michael-jackson.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_doHEvpPnpdg/S5O22vbGTMI/AAAAAAAAAmE/gOS-p-ShB1A/s320/michael-jackson.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445897425980378306" border="0" /></a> <br /><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 12"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAnnSwee%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><link rel="themeData" 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