1. go to Sungai Wang to do nothing
2. 'sing k' i.e. sing karaoke at GREEN BOX
3. go to cyber cafe to play online games and dota
4. pretending to be a Japanese
5. spending time and money in a gaming arcade
1. Sungai Wang
The main/central building for LALAs, if you want to go for LALA hunting, this is definitely the place for you. If you simply throw an open net with your eyes close, you can easily catch 10-12 LALAs at one go
Although LALAs normally can be found anywhere in Sungai Wang, most of them will normally hang out at the 6th Floor which is their paradise. Any event or celebration of any LALAs will mostly be held here.2. GREEN BOX
the place where LALAs will invest their money, time and life so that they will think that they have a chance to join Malaysia Idol, Lala Idol, Superstar, Do you think you can sing, I want to be a Model, Miss LALA International etc.For them, if you can sing at GreenBox, you can be a superstar like Jolin Tsai and Jay Chou and then randomly select any English word as your name such as Apple Wong, Fish Yeung, Dinosaur Lee, Alligator Tan and Durian Lim
3. Cyber Cafes
Another LALA favourite haunt. Most of them will spend 23 hours in the cafe and 1 hour outside Mamak stall to eat. They return to their home once a week to bath after getting complaints from the cafe management because they smell like sweat and shit. Their favourite game are mostly O2JAM,
Normally to spot a LALA in online games is an easy task as their favorite nick would be:
1. MeIsNoob
2.DogLikepro
3.prolikenoob
4. IarePro
5. S3|ina/h3b3 and other C-pop artists' name
a) DOTA
DOTA or better known as Defence of the Ancients is one of the most played game for a LALA. If you don't play DOTA, you're not a LALA 'nuff said.
this is their MOST/BEST/ONLY favourite game. Because of this game, LALAs taken up English lessons to read the character's abilities. However, they only learn just enough to read simple words and not more, such as STUN, ULTI and STOP. Anything more than this will be ignored as though its not written there. For e.g. the word 'Juxtaposition' is a very extremely difficult word for them to pronounce so they will just substitute it with 'Skill 1'. Here are more example of their translation of Dota skills and languages
Mask of Madness = 'Mek op Meknas'
Crystal Maiden = 'Kistal Mei ren'
Black King Bar = 'Bak Kim Bra'
Eyes of Skadi = 'Ice of Skai Dy'
Laguna Blade = 'Ulti'
Freezing Field = 'Ulti'
Rupture = 'Ulti'
TOP 10 MOST QUOTED LALA PHRASE while playing DOTA
10. i like u like? fast finish oooooooooo
9. mh!!!!!!!!! u mh (i think its maphack) when losing
8. noobhai (when winning)
7. tiu no teamwork (when died)
6. y u ks me? (when he did not get to kill)
5. u lose u diam diam lose
4. lose jor...we stay at fountain
3. b b b b b b b
2. y u lansi ah...ooo me lansi
1. CUM LA 1 ON 1
Other Hobbies.
1. Threesome On the Street
I don't know about this and i don't wanna get involve in any of this 2. Lick My Ear Clean
You can use your saliva as an alternative if u run out of hair gels
3. Selling Handphones
Lala: Harlow...ni wan buy my hp ma? ^^me wan money to buy hair gel4. Selling DVDs
Hello fren...u wan buy sum dvd ma?RJ: sorry, not interested
BOSS, any dvds, dvd u noe 3 star 5 star wan u noeRJ: not interested man, Tai Jor Lo...Seen it, sudah tengok, get lost i wanna eat
Brand new DVD9 u noe...RJ: i don't give a damn what dvd it is
u noe wat dvd9 is ah? nine, sembilan, jiu u noe noe?RJ: i said i don't give a damn whether its dvd 9 10 or 11, i download movies from the net, why would i buy from u?
coz hor i gib free toy ma..u c u c...cute hor
RJ: get lost man, i dunwanna buy any DVDs from you, you paedo
The LALA ultimate goal
What is life if you don't have a goal to achieve, a LALA's ultimate goal is either to be a singer or actor. In my research I got some info of the next LALA movie that is going to come out:-
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catch it, in the cinema near youEnd of Part 3
