1. go to Sungai Wang to do nothing
2. 'sing k' i.e. sing karaoke at GREEN BOX
3. go to cyber cafe to play online games and dota
4. pretending to be a Japanese
5. spending time and money in a gaming arcade
1. Sungai Wang
The main/central building for LALAs, if you want to go for LALA hunting, this is definitely the place for you. If you simply throw an open net with your eyes close, you can easily catch 10-12 LALAs at one go
Although LALAs normally can be found anywhere in Sungai Wang, most of them will normally hang out at the 6th Floor which is their paradise. Any event or celebration of any LALAs will mostly be held here.2. GREEN BOX
the place where LALAs will invest their money, time and life so that they will think that they have a chance to join Malaysia Idol, Lala Idol, Superstar, Do you think you can sing, I want to be a Model, Miss LALA International etc.For them, if you can sing at GreenBox, you can be a superstar like Jolin Tsai and Jay Chou and then randomly select any English word as your name such as Apple Wong, Fish Yeung, Dinosaur Lee, Alligator Tan and Durian Lim
3. Cyber Cafes
Another LALA favourite haunt. Most of them will spend 23 hours in the cafe and 1 hour outside Mamak stall to eat. They return to their home once a week to bath after getting complaints from the cafe management because they smell like sweat and shit. Their favourite game are mostly O2JAM,
Normally to spot a LALA in online games is an easy task as their favorite nick would be:
1. MeIsNoob
2.DogLikepro
3.prolikenoob
4. IarePro
5. S3|ina/h3b3 and other C-pop artists' name
a) DOTA
DOTA or better known as Defence of the Ancients is one of the most played game for a LALA. If you don't play DOTA, you're not a LALA 'nuff said.
this is their MOST/BEST/ONLY favourite game. Because of this game, LALAs taken up English lessons to read the character's abilities. However, they only learn just enough to read simple words and not more, such as STUN, ULTI and STOP. Anything more than this will be ignored as though its not written there. For e.g. the word 'Juxtaposition' is a very extremely difficult word for them to pronounce so they will just substitute it with 'Skill 1'. Here are more example of their translation of Dota skills and languages
Mask of Madness = 'Mek op Meknas'
Crystal Maiden = 'Kistal Mei ren'
Black King Bar = 'Bak Kim Bra'
Eyes of Skadi = 'Ice of Skai Dy'
Laguna Blade = 'Ulti'
Freezing Field = 'Ulti'
Rupture = 'Ulti'
TOP 10 MOST QUOTED LALA PHRASE while playing DOTA
10. i like u like? fast finish oooooooooo
9. mh!!!!!!!!! u mh (i think its maphack) when losing
8. noobhai (when winning)
7. tiu no teamwork (when died)
6. y u ks me? (when he did not get to kill)
5. u lose u diam diam lose
4. lose jor...we stay at fountain
3. b b b b b b b
2. y u lansi ah...ooo me lansi
1. CUM LA 1 ON 1
Other Hobbies.
1. Threesome On the Street
I don't know about this and i don't wanna get involve in any of this 2. Lick My Ear Clean
You can use your saliva as an alternative if u run out of hair gels
3. Selling Handphones
Lala: Harlow...ni wan buy my hp ma? ^^me wan money to buy hair gel4. Selling DVDs
Hello fren...u wan buy sum dvd ma?RJ: sorry, not interested
BOSS, any dvds, dvd u noe 3 star 5 star wan u noeRJ: not interested man, Tai Jor Lo...Seen it, sudah tengok, get lost i wanna eat
Brand new DVD9 u noe...RJ: i don't give a damn what dvd it is
u noe wat dvd9 is ah? nine, sembilan, jiu u noe noe?RJ: i said i don't give a damn whether its dvd 9 10 or 11, i download movies from the net, why would i buy from u?
coz hor i gib free toy ma..u c u c...cute hor
RJ: get lost man, i dunwanna buy any DVDs from you, you paedo
The LALA ultimate goal
What is life if you don't have a goal to achieve, a LALA's ultimate goal is either to be a singer or actor. In my research I got some info of the next LALA movie that is going to come out:-
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catch it, in the cinema near youEnd of Part 3
18 comments:
wow!! ^^ are you actually saying that our malaysian idol winner are also LALA? =) not everyone that went to GREENBOW KARAOKE wants to be singer it's just somekind of entertainment =) just like you =) what is the purpose of you wathcing movies?wan to become director?what is the purpose of you watching porn?oo..just to learn how to satisfied patners??if by watching it really works then why not with singing song in karaoke?we sing just to learn how to satisfied ourselves not other people like you =)
thanks alot Mr Fuck for reading my article
1st of all, after reading my own article multiple times, never once i read through any sentence which says that 'THE WINNER OF MALAYSIA IDOL IS LALA'
2ndly, the article also did not state that everyone who goes to 'GreenBow' wanna be a singer too
3rdly, i guess you are one of the LALAs and thus i find that you cant understand the article fully, please kindly read again as i do not provide more simplified English for people like you
then again, you only get the porn part correct, which makes you a pervert, if you use the same concentration to read the other articles, i guess you will find a different approach than now
lastly, non of my articles says that you have to go sing song to satisfy me...i guess you really have to increase your vocabs than limiting yourself to 4 letter words and 1 syllable words
thanks and have a nice day =)
I wonder some people add smiley faces to their words when it is blatantly obvious that they have been affected, and they are trying to retaliate but trying to look as if they are not angry with the smiley faces. As if they are just here to do everybody else a favor showing that they are the bigger person.
Some people have difficulty in comprehending things they read. I do believe the article said that certain people visit GREENBOX (I fail to see where it said GREENBOW) think they have chances to be celebrities. The paragraph also states that people would be able to make believe as if they were superstars themselves when singing at outlets as mentioned.
I do not see anywhere in the article that claims that the Malaysian Idol winner _is_(are is for plural or referring to 'you') a LALA.
Contrary to the local believes, some people do watch movies to learn directive techniques. Some people actually do watch porn to learn techniques, to satisfy (satisfied is past tense) their partners.
If a person just watches, without taking into mind the factors of what makes a movie or a porn film they way they are, then obviously you learn nothing, and it will not work.
I do not understand the attempt in comparison of watching 'it' and singing a song at karaoke centers.
This writer of the article never complaint about not getting satisfaction from people who sing at karaokes centers.
I commend your self control in trying to look calm and collected while actually taking the time out of your busy lifestyle to leave a comment here. I can see that you tried and did not really succeed; the profile was a dead giveaway.
It also seems that you only have a limited capability of attention span in reading only a part of the entire article. I would suggest that you actually read things fully and understand them well before blustering. Especially on the internet where everyone can see what you write.
haha time well spent ug...interviews, haha.
to pneoxian,
i added smiley faces because my parents had taught how to always smile no matter what happened.
did your parents taught you to sulk and sad the whole day?
i find that i have no reason to be angry with wat rzeznik research on LALA because i am not into LALA fashion or any of their culture.
in fact, i have never thought that there will be such a good research on LALA which showed that people really do have alots of time to observed and make reports =)
and one more thing, i'm proud that everyone in the whole wide world reads my comment as i'm not despised that my english aren't that good .Thank You!
i didn't mention that you wrote the sentence that 'THE WINNER OF MALAYSIA IDOL IS LALA' did i??
i guess not..
i think you are making a mistake here..i am not into LALA group or LALA fashion or whatever you said..so cool down and you should learned how to accept other culture and fashion without getting angry for poeple who speaks broken english..not everyone have the same ability and everyone comes from different background..you think that there is nothing wrong with your article but try to think again from another point, what if people also condemn on those people that only speaks good english but they fail to speaks other dialect??i'm sure that your english really good!lastly,i am not a pervert as I cannot fuck people.Thank You!
Wow there was actually responses. I wonder what was that deleted one though.
Commendable that your parents taught you how to use smiley emotes no matter what. I'm sorry my parents do not dictate my facial expressions. Especially online.
Your words are filled with assumptions and statements with no compelling evidence to back them. You contradict yourself by trying to play with syntax. Your original question was to find out if the author was claiming that 'our malaysian idol winner are also LALA?'
Now you are saying that he did not write any statement saying he did.
There is nothing wrong with this article. The author never targeted anybody in particular. Whoever eats the chili will feel the burn. Only the people who would feel offended are those that are acknowledging that the author is writing about them. Which further proves that he is right.
As far as I can _read_ and _understand_. I do not believe anyone commented about your disability to communicate in English. The statements were to suggest that you try to understand fully before posting. Nobody was condemning you for communicating in English. In fact it should be encouraged. However your disability to understand what has been written and you responding to something which does not exist only shows people your comprehension skills as well as your mentality.
You assume those who can converse well in English are not able to do so with other 'dialects'. That may be true for certain people. This kind of mindset shows one who is shortsighted and only lives for the here and the now. Your knowledge in 'dialects' will not be recognized or appreciated internationally.
My sympathy to you for your disability to have sexual intercourse. Is that why you are so sour?
dear Mr Fuck/Ms Fuck or whoever Fuck you are
1. I suggest that you learn to type in paragraphs so that it would be easier for people to read and understand (p/s: i notice that LALAs seldom/never type in paragraphs as though they say all 1000 words in 1 breath and they NEVER use space bar to separate their words, just ... as an indication)
2. you submit that you're not into LALA culture but then as one can read u posted "WE SING JUST TO LEARN HOW TO SATISFIED OURSELVES NOT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU =)" even though it doesn't make sense, I construe it meaning that you are one of them since you use the word 'WE'.
3."and one more thing, i'm proud that everyone in the whole wide world reads my comment as i'm not despised that my english aren't that good"
-once a person posted something on the web, clearly everyone can read it unless there's a blocker that block such posts. What's there tobe proud of?
4."in fact, i have never thought that there will be such a good research on LALA which showed that people really do have alots of time to observed and make reports =)"
- thanks alot, I do have 'ALOTS' of time and I only did this research because I have to meet these kind of people all the time.
5. "i didn't mention that you wrote the sentence that 'THE WINNER OF MALAYSIA IDOL IS LALA' did i??
i guess not.."
but you said 'are you actually saying that our malaysian idol winner are also LALA?'
- I really hope that your next reply (if you intend to) would be after you my articles throughly and understanding it. My reply was, I never said in my article that Malaysian Idol winner is a LALA.
stop twisting the words if you do not understand what you wrote.
6. "i think you are making a mistake here..i am not into LALA group or LALA fashion or whatever you said..so cool down and you should learned how to accept other culture and fashion without getting angry for poeple who speaks broken english..not everyone have the same ability and everyone comes from different background..you think that there is nothing wrong with your article but try to think again from another point, what if people also condemn on those people that only speaks good english but they fail to speaks other dialect??i'm sure that your english really good!lastly,i am not a pervert as I cannot fuck people"
-GO AND READ MY ARTICLE AGAIN!!!
I never said i reject these kind of culture and I won't say 'i did not type the sentence i reject these kind of lala culture' because then you will reply with 'SINCE WHEN I SAY U REJECT LALA CULTURE'
- I also did not say my article is perfect. Everything explained in this article are based on observation and interviews.
- yes, LALAs condemn people who can speak perfect English and label people who can't speak dialects as 'BANANAS'
-not everyone has the same ability, but then, everyone has the same ability to learn.
SO GO LEARN ENGLISH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
-pervert doesn't means that you must have sex or in your term/nick 'fuck' and i guess that you're pissed off because you can't have sex?
- i have a feeling that you are pretending to be a female, which will be further explained in Part 4 of this article
p/s: if you do really intend to reply, I put forward here again PLEASE KINDLY READ AND UNDERSTAND THE ARTICLE BEFORE POSTING GIBBERISH WITHOUT SPACES AND PARAGRAPHS
I'm not a LALA, and it is tiring for me to decipher your post into understandable form so that readers can grasp what you are trying to say. I guess you probably having a hard time trying to understand what you wrote too.
Thanks for your support as it gives me the motivation to post PART 4
Lol. Brilliant Rzeznik. Totally poke lala right at their asses. Usually smiley like this, =), is used to people who are expressing their anger but to remain looking cool in their LALA perspective. So they use =) while they are actually !@#$%^&*().
Just like the super duper long frinch covering their small or ugly eyes and super duper thick make up to make them in any case look a little prettier and when a LALA ah beng passes by, he might stop by and use their usual pick up line,
"Halorxx. Eu look cuetie lehhs.. Hehexx. Eu wan fren with ii marhx?"
Like my friend said, say thank you to sg.wang and time square. This two places manage to be the cage we "BELA" these bunch of creatures. If not, they would run around the city and breed more of their species.
alright, firstly i was gonna comment because your post cracked me up, which is unusual, but now that i read through your comments i cant stop laughing lol
Commendable that your parents taught you how to use smiley emotes no matter what. I'm sorry my parents do not dictate my facial expressions. Especially online.
nice one :p
fuck needs to proof read or something before posting -_-
Good article man. lalaism is just plain f-up. they should get some life.
btw, this FUCK guy is FUCKING irritating man. erm wait. is he a guy or a girl? fucking tranny he is.
greenbow karaoke? i sure think he is lala as well. his english grammar is deplorable. seriously think he needs some lesson in 'england'.
but then, lets give him a break la. he cant have sex. that pretty much sums up his angst. =) *smiley face to show that im angry despite happy.
cool post RJ. better be careful fuck might call u up for a 1 on 1. he might strip off before the fight too. hahaha.
eh fuck. nah, take this vibrator n go fuck yourself. enjoyyy
Hehe, cool research yo!
Another point of LALA and Bengs(CSB) is that they only like to use AWP code name AIMCHEONG(Lala dialect E-A-I-M CHEONG)when they play Counter-Strike...I hope more research can be done in this area
Let me share my research on the evolution of LALA in Malaysia...
Japanese Punk ->
Taiwanese cosplay ->
Malaysian LALA
correct me if i'm wrong...why can't we just learn the right things from the Japanese...
To f**k,
"i added smiley faces because my parents had taught how to always smile no matter what happened."
i wonder if your parents teach you not to name yourself f**k.
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