Rzeznik's research on the LALA plague PART 1

(Disclaimer: after conducting a long research and many interviews and also gathering sources, i have suffered mental and emotional breakdown and injuries due to disturbing pictures and videos
Any pictures here are fictional and even if it clearly resembles someone in real life, it is just mere coincidence.
And if you can't take the impact from this very graphical images, please by all means proceed with care)

in my latest article, LALA here is not clams or any other seafood










not this
















nor this













but THIS kind of LALA











LALA is a abbreviation for Lonely And Looney Ahbeng/Ahlian (depending on their gender, use whichever appropriate) which partially explains the many weird things they do in life.

LALAs can usually be found in Sungai Wang Plaza (mostly on the 6th floor) or alternatively Berjaya Times Square. If any normal person enters these 2 buildings, they will feel as if they have entered into another world as LALAs have weird fashion sense. For them, fashion is like 'ROJAK' (mixed fruits with everything and anything in it) where anything goes from all eras. Currently their mixed fashion are pumpkin pants from medieval English renaissance era (the pants Hamlet/Mickey Mouse wore)


and wearing black and white striped socks and shirts (prison t-shirts) and aprons. Sometimes they will add on a tie but they have no idea on how to tie one.










sample of a LALA, without ties and aprons but the most important thing is the STRIPES


to make matter worse, female LALAs often put on EXTRA HEAVY make-up to cover up their face so that they will look more photogenic as most of them are cam-whores i.e. they will take 20 of the same pictures with the same poses (heads down with eyes looking up, puffing their mouth and the finger pose)








example of different poses of the same person when cam-whoring (notice the stripes is a must)

As for Male LALAs, they don't really care about their dressing but the most important thing in the world for them is their HAIR

Male Lala will wake up as early as 6am in the morning just to set up their hair so that they can go to Sungai Wang later just to stand there doing nothing or 'SING K' i.e. visit redbox karaoke. They invest their hard earn money on hair gels/wax/clay/cum/glue/whatever sticky just so that they can have anime-anti-defying hair or just to look like a faggot.




example of hair-enhancement
1 tub per day, different colours for different days



the results :-





this poor guy spent all his money on hair gel, now he got no money to buy any clothes







example of extreme usage of hair gels (3 tubs) and poor mixing of fashion

for them, nothing is too expensive when it comes to hair









side effect of using too much hair-gel -rotting eye-
all male LALA uses their hair to cover up their one rotting eye, but now most of them looks like faggots.







-end of part 1-