Rzeznik's article on THERE'S NOTHING WRONG IN WATCHING PORN

the main question is, WHAT IS WRONG WITH WATCHING PORN?
lets imagine that you are going out with this girl and you told her 'you know what? yesterday i just watch this show white and the 7 dwarves hardcore and i'm telling you, midgets got huge cojones'

at this point, 1 of 3 things might happen
1. she will bitch-slap you
2. you wont be talking to her for a VERY long time
3. you earned a PHD label (Perverted Horny Dick)

as much as we know, girls despise guys who watch porn (well most of the girls i know does) and I know some of the reasons for this

1. if you watch porn, you're a rapist/paedo/psycho-pervert/sicko etc
2. by watching porn, you have a high percentage of committing despicable crime against them (for e.g. surprise sex)
3. porn is illegal in some areas of the world, having some means you are a criminal

OK, so i know many people watch porn for the wrong reasons, however if we look at this situation on the other perspective we can argue that adult watch porn for the same reasons as kids watching Barney & Friends and Sesame Street i.e. TO LEARN

http://www.insideedition.com/ourstories/inside_stories/story.aspx?storyid=536

click the above link and you may find an article explaining that MANY women in the world are not satisfied with their partners. Why? we may ask. The answer is simple, because their partner doesn't know what the heck they are doing half the time on bed.

Most of the time, it is just pump it til' i'm satisfied (man, we sound like animals with Nike moto-just do it-) where's the love? where's the passion? the pleasure on both sides? Well i know that doing 'special project' in bed is not just about psychical actions, it involves more than that, emotionally and spiritually.

Due to this phenomena, we find problems in marriages such as adultery, keeping mistresses, husband coming home late smelling like Paris Hilton's heirness, husbands got no interest in getting it on with the wives, finding professional 'service' providers and in the course of conducting my survey i find many interesting quotes from various individuals :-

Mr A: I felt as if i'm pumping a rubber doll

Mr B: Veronica gives me the best s** ever
RJ: But you wife's name is Mary-anne

Mr C: mah momma always tell me that s** is like a box of chocolates, it always tastes better if you pay for it

Fernando: call me now for real passion, anxiety and pleasure 1-300-xxx-xxx

So wives have to resort other things like faking orgasm just to satisfy their partner (yes i know men are selfish creatures) but how about their feelings? their pleasure? don't anyone care about them? Ladies, ask your partner 'do you know where's my g-spot is?' I can tell you that, if they didn't watch porn, the only g-spot they know is your belly button which is actually your gravitational spot and you most probably didn't know what the heck G-spot is if you didn't watch porn too (i can bet 500 bucks that your school's science textbooks doesn't tell you what it is)
this problem leads to many divorce cases due to unsatisfied sex life or wives having affairs and stuff. Furthermore they even have a drama about it (Desperate Housewives)

So you see, some men watch porn to learn how to satisfy women like children learning ABC by watching Barney, or student learn by watching educational videos, or musician listening to recordings to learn how to perform on stage
People don't teach these things in school, some countries ban these materials, so where can we find these 'educational' and inspiring materials?
So by watching porn, men learn more about body anatomy, emotional ultimate pleasure, sensitive pressure points of the body, how to trigger off sensational feeling of passion, stimulate hormone reaction etc

So now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

this songs explains it all

Yes i know some people might misuse these materials but hey, everything is misused nowadays right? Drugs, medias, weapons of mass destruction just to name a few. But of course we must also set a limit on how much we can learn from porn. I have a friend who watch so much that he now have to resort to more 'inspiring' videos (beastiality, SM, Granny) and now he seems tobe immuned to normal porn/normal people and normal

Well, we all know that too much of anything can be hazardous and like i mentioned above, we must set a limit on how much we learn from porn. Therefore there is absolutely nothing wrong in watching porn if we do it for the correct reason.

So ladies, the next time if you caught your partner or any other guy watching porn, please don't slap him, label him or anything, just remember that the reason why he is watching it is because he is trying to learn how to satisfy you.

Rzeznik Janczyk